John McCain is stupid

My brother is a dumb jerk. He postulates that Senator McCain (henceforth known as John McCrazy or Grampy McPain) is not dumb- contrarily- he is quite intelligent. After all, having made his way up the ranks from a lowly POW to Senator of the great state of Arizona, he must be sharp.
If anyone was paying attention- Grampy's campaign would be over due to the fatuous and ignorant comments this guy makes on a weekly basis. Look it up- its AT LEAST a gaffe a week this guy. This week, it was two gaffes in a day.

For my brothers benefit, I'll make a quick list of my favorites. Whilst you peruse- try picturing a Democratic candidate floundering around witlessly in the same manner.

Story Telling = Plagiarism Also, from this week (that makes three if your counting. McPain tells a moving story about his internment in the Hanoi Hilton to a crowd of supporters. Turns out, the story was most likely lifted from Nobel prize winning novelist Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn. An excerpt from Solzhenitsyn's "The Gulag Archipelago" matches Grampy's sob story to the letter- minus the different bad guys.

Sunni? Shia? You all look the same to me now get off my lawn! He confuses Somalia with Sudan, and Afghanistan with Iraq. Yipes!

Confusing Time lines The surge is working so well it sparked the Anbar awakening! Too bad the surge occurred after the Anbar awakening.

Grab a map- and please point out the Iraqi- Pakistan border. Take your time.

Czechoslovakia You cant act like you know SHIT about foreign policy and refer to countries that ceased to exist 20 years ago. You just cant.


Top of the graduating class? Try 5th from the bottom at Annapolis. 894th out of 899 students. He even jokes about it. Only the best and the brightest for the good old US of A! After all, old Bushie was a C Student in college.

This is just a few. I could write pages on McPains confusion. Its not even flip flopping- its as though he seriously cannot recall statements he has made. Maybe its Alzheimer's?

Incidentally, The other M just forwarded me this youtube link detailing several of Grampy McSame's cognitive slips and blunders. Take a gander, and please forward the video to as you see fit.



Last item for my bro- the media covers Barack more often. HOWEVER!!! He receives more bad press i.e Obamas on air evaluations are negative 72% of the time. Take a moment to read the study conducted by the non-partisan Center For Media And Public Affairs.

Yes, brother, I am older and wiser. And prettier. Please take this PWN and STFU next time.