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b: You know by not taking my phone calls you are threatening my male dominance.
ME: You didnt have any in the first place jack ass.
b: Call me
ME: LMAO
b: why do insist on being a bitch? You know this attitude ruined our relationship
ME:.....
b: The male lion in nature proudly dominates his female pride. He rules, and while she fights, all he has to do is sigh on her neck and she bows to his will.
ME: Oh noes you have been watching national geographic.
b: These roles exist in nature for a reason. Males provide for the females, they provide a rock to stand on.
b: the females in the pride return with submission. This is the way humans are as well.
ME: You are an idiot. The female lion maintains life by doing all the hunting and caring for the cubs while daddy lion lays on his fat ass licking his balls all day.
b: See?
b: you always have to be masculine and dominant. You have been in college too long. Now apologize and call me.
ME: Graduate form the 4th grade first. Then I'll slap you in the face with my ovaries bitch!
*phone rings I pick it up and hang up immediately*
b:you cant hang up every time
b: Call me
ME: Kill yourself
b:thats a sin.
Me: GOOD TIMES! LET JESUS FUCK YOU!