Monday, October 30, 2006

Finally! Good news!

AKA I don't have much to bitch about today.

NIN has announced another tour. T- Rez is starting out in in Europe (WTF?) beginning in February. A brand spankin new album is expected in April. More details on dates and spiral presales on nin.com .

There is no shame in admitting my fan-girly excitement at the news. In fact, I was not alone in my shocked state of bouncing off the walls. For those of you with horrible taste in music that DON'T faithfully follow the God of goth rawk, this release and activity schedule is unheard of. We in the NIN community usually have to wallow in our own depression and self loathing for a good 5 years between records. I was expecting it (and appropriately filled up my prescriptions as a precaution). Personally, I attribute this change solely to TR's very public new take on life due to sobriety. Thank you Trent Reznor for pulling your head of your ass and keeping the coke bag away from your fabulous gorgeous abnormally large nose!

In other news, America is the #1 contributor of green house gasses in the world. We spew almost 25% of the crap that's killing the planet into the air. Don't give me that *just one person doesn't really make a difference* bullshit. Fuck you. I hate you if you drive an SUV and guess what? When you get in a car accident on the freeway because you cant drive that gas guzzling monstrosity, I'm going to drive by and laugh. (One of my new years resolutions is to stop being so judgemental. Piss off until then).

Oh yes. The upcoming election. Don't be complacent and sit on your ass watching Oprah instead of voting. Seriously, how the hell do you expect to maintain a functioning democracy if nobody participates? Again, the whole *its just one vote it doesn't make a difference* isn't going to fly with with me. If you don't vote, I'm going to strip away your fourth amendment rights while you are sleeping. Wait a minute... somebody already did that.

If you are clueless on how to decide which to give the thumbs up for check out this site.Its a non-partisan site, I swear. But if you are a neo-con, go ahead and group yourself with the aforementioned SUV accidents, cause I'm going to heckle YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL BURNING IN HELL. BUAH HA HA HA.

Okay, I found stuff to bitch about. My moniker is Incendiary Lover, what the fuck did you expect?

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