Finally! Good news!

AKA I don't have much to bitch about today.

NIN has announced another tour. T- Rez is starting out in in Europe (WTF?) beginning in February. A brand spankin new album is expected in April. More details on dates and spiral presales on nin.com .

There is no shame in admitting my fan-girly excitement at the news. In fact, I was not alone in my shocked state of bouncing off the walls. For those of you with horrible taste in music that DON'T faithfully follow the God of goth rawk, this release and activity schedule is unheard of. We in the NIN community usually have to wallow in our own depression and self loathing for a good 5 years between records. I was expecting it (and appropriately filled up my prescriptions as a precaution). Personally, I attribute this change solely to TR's very public new take on life due to sobriety. Thank you Trent Reznor for pulling your head of your ass and keeping the coke bag away from your fabulous gorgeous abnormally large nose!

In other news, America is the #1 contributor of green house gasses in the world. We spew almost 25% of the crap that's killing the planet into the air. Don't give me that *just one person doesn't really make a difference* bullshit. Fuck you. I hate you if you drive an SUV and guess what? When you get in a car accident on the freeway because you cant drive that gas guzzling monstrosity, I'm going to drive by and laugh. (One of my new years resolutions is to stop being so judgemental. Piss off until then).

Oh yes. The upcoming election. Don't be complacent and sit on your ass watching Oprah instead of voting. Seriously, how the hell do you expect to maintain a functioning democracy if nobody participates? Again, the whole *its just one vote it doesn't make a difference* isn't going to fly with with me. If you don't vote, I'm going to strip away your fourth amendment rights while you are sleeping. Wait a minute... somebody already did that.

If you are clueless on how to decide which to give the thumbs up for check out this site.Its a non-partisan site, I swear. But if you are a neo-con, go ahead and group yourself with the aforementioned SUV accidents, cause I'm going to heckle YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL BURNING IN HELL. BUAH HA HA HA.

Okay, I found stuff to bitch about. My moniker is Incendiary Lover, what the fuck did you expect?

What is wrong with YOU?

Guess what! I'm single.

Have been for ages. And you know what? Its fufilling. Im completely independent, financially and emotionally. I dont have the burning the desire to run out and go on crappy dates to find 'the one'. Me. I am completely self sufficient. Im so sick of the looks, and the questions. WHY IS SUCH A GREAT PERSON SINGLE? they ask. Because I want to be. There is nothing wrong with me because I enjoy being alone. I love doing what I want, when I want. Have you ever condidered the possiblity that there is something wrong with you? Fighting to keep dead relationships alive just so you dont have to be alone? Sacrificing yourself and your happiness because thats what society says is appropriate? Suffereing, day in and day out, reminising of a time when your life wasnt someone elses?

Oh and guess what? Its not because of my ex-husband (not to be mistaken for the douche bag below). He didnt "do this" to me, nor did anyone. Im simply a whole person. It really pisses me off when people attribute my attitudes to a cause. You want to know what caused this? Reality. Reason. A clear vision of what exists apart from perception.

So if Im crying myself to sleep at night, its not because Im missing something. Its because the state of humanity is devastating. Im concerned about the the world my child was born into. I worry about the suffering of others, and what I can do to alleviate it.

So save it. Instead of judging people by quaint norms, open your mind.

Fox news network is the Gestapo

Or something very close to it.

Mr. *save the children so I can shove vegetables up their asses when mom and dad aren't around* Mark Foley resigned this week, having been caught, red handed, with his hand up the page boy's skirt. Turns out, the pasty bastard has been covering up his indiscretions for years, and its possible he isn't the only one. Does any of this surprise me? Of course not. When one group of purists starts waving their finger and tsk tsk-ing a group of evil doers, you can be sure they have something to be guilty for themselves. This is an extreme example of just that. The child activist/ pedophile.

What did surprise me, was the bureaucrats over at Fox 'news' network. Yeah, I expected heavy spin, and that precisely what most right wing media agencies are doing. But not the geniuses at Fox! Heinrich Himmler OH I mean Rupert Murdoch is no dummy! He knows his viewers are poor white trash, with little or no inclination to spread their horizons, and read a newspaper. Or a book. These people rely solely on FOX NEWS NETWORK for updates in the Iraq situation (cause you know, it was that sad-aam fella who blowed up dem towers is New York) and the world at large. No, we didn't get spin. We received outrageously fallacious fabrications. Look closer. The picture to the right is listing the pedophile as a Democrat. Its kind of like he never was a Republican. Fox news thinks they can make the truth disappear. And they just might be able to.

In all seriousness, I am deeply saddened at this behavior by Fox news. I don't expect much from Bill bigot O'reily, but damn. And to think... These very same execs may have had something to do with the cover up . They are trying to fool the American people. We can only hope they suffer some sort of consequence for this behavior.

The X

b: You know by not taking my phone calls you are threatening my male dominance.
ME: You didnt have any in the first place jack ass.
b: Call me
ME: LMAO
b: why do insist on being a bitch? You know this attitude ruined our relationship
ME:.....
b: The male lion in nature proudly dominates his female pride. He rules, and while she fights, all he has to do is sigh on her neck and she bows to his will.
ME: Oh noes you have been watching national geographic.
b: These roles exist in nature for a reason. Males provide for the females, they provide a rock to stand on.
b: the females in the pride return with submission. This is the way humans are as well.
ME: You are an idiot. The female lion maintains life by doing all the hunting and caring for the cubs while daddy lion lays on his fat ass licking his balls all day.
b: See?
b: you always have to be masculine and dominant. You have been in college too long. Now apologize and call me.
ME: Graduate form the 4th grade first. Then I'll slap you in the face with my ovaries bitch!
*phone rings I pick it up and hang up immediately*
b:you cant hang up every time
b: Call me
ME: Kill yourself
b:thats a sin.
Me: GOOD TIMES! LET JESUS FUCK YOU!

Im in love with Bill

No really. Bill Clinton's presidency was a golden age in American politics. His domestic policy left us a united country with a budget surplus, unemployment at an all time low.. The international community didn't heckle as we passed by. I could go on for days. Now this.


He is a radical. And he isn't afraid to show up on a conservative broadcast when he know they are going to try and crucify him. If that news anchor wasn't a gutless whore for the neo-cons I might just feel bad for him.
Radical is what we need right now. We need extreme left politics to make change. The current regime is radical. The smirking chimp makes unjust war, he tortures, makes the rich richer, and now he has wiped his ass with the constitution.
More on the pillaging of civil rights later.

One person's revolution is another person's pain

So I decided to join the cool kids and start blogging.

Who knows? This may be a passing fancy. Im quite fickle. In the meantime, this interests me. Look forward to plenty of political ranting, liberal propoganda, music reviews, wine tasting, and general randomness.

So let me know what you think as time passes. My ultimate goal is of course to interact and discuss. If this is not accomplised, then what is the point?

As for the random title, its applicable, I promise.